GP’s attempt at penis joke falls flat

A GP’s attempt at a flaccid joke landed him in court after his patient claimed the conduct amounted to sexual assault.

The 46-year-old man alleged the Melbourne GP grabbed his penis and the right side of his scrotum and said, “Do you have any money?”

Startled, the man responded: “What?”

The GP then allegedly replied: “You know, do you have any money?”

Angry at being manhandled, the man claimed he said: “What the f... are you doing; don’t play games mate.”

The GP then removed his hand, allegedly saying: “I was just