The age-old struggle of GP vs computer

(As a service to Humanity, the next 450 words will be Trump-free.)

Regular readers will know that I am not enamoured with computers.

I admire folk who have skills in the pixel department of life. Far from being critical, I am envious. Their fingers fly across the keyboard; they open mysterious and scary templates hidden behind the desktop. They blend a gigabyte with an active matrix and out comes all manner of wondrous things. I am in awe of them.

I myself was reluctant to move from the fountain pen to the biro, so