Here's where you can all get the last laugh

Goodbye, dear fans. I salute both of you (see you Sunday, Mum), and also congratulate any others who stumbled upon this Humerus column believing it would deliver a refresher on shoulder anatomy.

After 45 monthly columns from me, and countless more from others, this is the last you will ever read. That’s if you bother finishing it at all – the last paragraph notably runs out of steam. They may say in my eulogy: “He was a funny fellow until quite near the end.”

Vale Humerus, 2003-16. When I look at my fellow columnists over the years – Ron, Pam, Simon and