It’s all about what you’re not saying

Humerus: Could you please explain how the Privacy Commission protects the rights of doctors and patients?

PC: Why are you asking?

H: Well, you are the Privacy Commissioner.

PC: Who told you that?

H: It’s common knowledge.

PC: Since when? I certainly never let the cat out of the bag. That’s assuming, of course, that there is a bag, which there may not be.

H: It’s on your letterhead.

PC: This is the problem with letterheads. If I were Privacy Commissioner – and that