It’s all about what you’re not saying
Humerus: Could you please explain how the Privacy Commission protects the rights of doctors and patients?
PC: Why are you asking?
H: Well, you are the Privacy Commissioner.
PC: Who told you that?
H: It’s common knowledge.
PC: Since when? I certainly never let the cat out of the bag. That’s assuming, of course, that there is a bag, which there may not be.
H: It’s on your letterhead.
PC: This is the problem with letterheads. If I were Privacy Commissioner – and that’s not in any way to