Proof that this old GP's still got it


“She fancies me."

I said this, sotto voce, to my daughter, my eyes and head flicking subtly in the direction of the waitress. “Did you see that?”

“Dad, you are being ridiculous. Look at the ocean. See if you can spot a whale.”

“She does fancy me. I can tell. Look. See how she is looking away from us. Ignoring us. It’s a sign. I’ve seen it before, Ele."

“I bet you have,” said the daughter, who is entirely unsupportive in these matters. “She’s 25-years