Wit'n'Wisdom - 14 September 2012

The first one keeps requesting her “tart cream”. It turns out this is actually tar cream for her psoriasis.

The second LOL regularly asks for her “descriptions” when she really means prescriptions.

The third member of the trio recently asked for Ventolin “nipples”. She was referring to nebules, of course.

A patient came to Dr Muhammad Iqbal of Exeter, Tas, to discuss his diabetes.

When Dr Iqbal asked about sexual history, the patient did not have anything to report except that he