Wit'n'Wisdom - 5 October 2012

When Dr Mac asked where this vitally important ligament was located, he replied “in my knee, of course”.

Obviously, despite being so integral to his wellbeing, he couldn’t remember its name was ‘cruciate’.

Proving his high aptitude for the malapropism, after the examination revealed he was colour blind, he came out with: “That’s funny, so is my mother, but then again it is generic isn’t it?”

Dr Mac’s only regret is that he is not going to be a regular as he is