Pressure builds in a constipated world

The WSB – brainchild of two graduate students from Princeton and MIT – was designed to ease faecal pressures in an increasingly constipated world.

Gastroenterologists the world over saw their children’s college funds reduced to raw sewage as the proud stercoral institution went down the gurgler.

Dr Hi Pong, director of the Kaiser Stuhl Institute, was outspoken in his criticism of fiduciary governance at the WSB.