‘Luckiest girl in the world’ survives knitting needle in her brain

Knit one, purl one, put one straight through your thalamus
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This shocking yarn, published in the International Journal of Pediatric Otorhinolaryngology Case Reports, is exactly why you were told not to jump on the bed.

A three-year-old girl was playing with a knitting needle — pretending it was a wand — and jumping on the bed when she fell off.