Oh, 2015. Adele was saying Hello, no-one could quite agree on whether that dress was white and gold or blue and black (it was definitely white and gold), and one man was shoving metal tweezers up his urethra.

Not a unique case, sure, but the fact that he waited until 2019 to seek medical help makes it a little more interesting.

After four long years, the now-22-year-old finally went to a doctor but denied any urological or systemic symptoms from having the 8cm-long instrument lodged in his genital tract for so long.

The doctor noted the foreign body, palpable from the mid-shaft of the penis to beyond the penoscrotal junction, and an X-ray confirmed its position in the anterior urethra.