12 funnies from my comedian patients

1. Knocking back my best intentions 

My patient was dissatisfied with her specialist and she requested to see a new one. I advised her that I knew a really good one who had just attended to my husband.

To which my patient responded, “Well, what good is that? You probably just wanted to get rid of him anyway.”

2. Colour blindness

I refer my patient, Mr White, to a specialist whose name is Black. “Well, I guess that eliminates any shades