A few of my least favourite things: A holiday sing-a-long for GPs

Sung to the tune of My Favourite Things:

Verse 1:

Projectile vomits and diarrhoea
Urethral discharge from gonorrhoea
Travellers return from their trips overseas
Bringing back home their most favourite disease.

PSR audits to stuff in our stocking
AHPRA complaints, mostly baseless and shocking
So much of our work-time is wasted each day
Impacting patients who get turned away.