If the pandemic isn’t bad enough, there is another dreadful disease that now afflicts doctors, specifically targeting senior GPs as its host.   

AHPRA has discovered this malady, a severe neurological degenerative condition, which they have named CJD-70. 

‘C’ stands for compromised and crappy, ‘J’ is for jaded, and ‘D’ is for deficient, deranged doctors. 70 refers to the pivotal age of onset.  

It is interesting to note that the one risk factor for contracting this disease, other than being a GP, is age. Politicians, judges, writers, bureaucrats, and indeed all other professional groups, are curiously immune.