An ageing scrotum is not a lovely thing to see

Nakedness has been all the talk in my town this week.

More specifically, being very briefly naked, or even nearly naked, while changing from swimmers to street clothes, in the reasonably named changing rooms.

Nakedness is now banned in the Terrigal Surf Life Saving Club changing rooms.

One of my friends and a fellow club member received a warning letter from the club, reporting that she had been sighted briefly naked in the ladies’ changing rooms, while … ummm … changing.