Dear big-city-GP-job-agency Sir, 

After years living in the remote NT, for my Christmas present I would like to unwrap a new GP job in a place with more than one general store. I believe you call them supermarkets, but even two or three ordinary markets would be fine. Somewhere big. 

Your job ad optimistically requests a long application letter, yet my CV requires only a single line: I am the best doctor in Australia. No question! 

In case you do have a question, I’ll answer it anyway. Let’s start with my medical degree.