By the time you read this, I hope a new and improved Dr Pam has been zapped into being

At a recent visit to an electrophysiologist, I was asked about my recurrent SVTs, which were getting to be more frequent and more difficult to terminate.
I told the specialist the various methods I used and how, most recently, I had gagged myself to finally achieve the desired outcome.
“Well, that’s a bit extreme,” he said.
Not when you’re really desperate, I thought.