The cracking tale of two ‘murders’ by a bum that I know

I know what you did last summer: Emeritus Professor Stephen Leeder has a confession to make
Crime scene

I killed two chairs at Christmas. Not intentionally and not the leaders of my two least favourite committees. Both were made of wood.

The first murder occurred in a playground in our neighbourhood where, with friends from our street, we were enjoying a happy Christmas afternoon catch-up.