I feel that the byline of this article should really be shared with its co-author, my three-year-old grandson, Nathan.

My daughter was wiping Nathan’s bottom with wet wipes after a poop in the potty.

Nathan asked: “Do you use wet wipes?”

“No, I use toilet paper,” Mama said. “When you’re a little older, we’ll teach you to wipe your own bum with toilet paper.”