I’m a magnet for scammers, but $10,000 is all they’re going to get out of me

A long time ago, a colleague ridiculed me for having a computer on my office desk.
To me it seemed a boon. I was dealing with a lot less paper and it was easy to track data.
And you could cut and paste to plagiarise yourself in reports and papers.
These days, I hate computers — and phones — now that I no longer have staff hovering around to alert me to any red flags.