I've found the cure for paperwork (tech pending)

COLEMAN'S CORNER: 'It would save so much time I'd be able to go the extra mile'

When asked what technological medical advances they’d like to see over the next decade, most nice doctors mention something like wiping cervical cancer off the planet.


Me — I’d just like to cure paperwork.

Remember that movie Her, where the bloke wore an earpiece that was actually his personal assistant? An earpiece with the sexy voice of Scarlett Johansson, but only one curve (convex) due to the shape of his antihelix?

Anyway, I’d like to get myself a paperwork bot.

Its first task would be insurance forms. As soon as the