New research published last week in the Journal of Modern Medicine, showed that older white male doctors (age greater than 60) in a number of different specialties overwhelmingly had better patient outcomes and patient satisfaction than any other demographic.

For a full breakdown of these staggering results and the authors’ conclusions, you can read further here …

Have your eyes popped out yet? Is your heart racing in disbelief at this study?

Before you go looking for this research online, let me tell you that the above paragraph is entirely made up.