Thankfully, humour is everywhere in healthcare

I love going to see my dentist with his wicked sense of humour. On my last visit he said that nothing had changed from last time, so make sure I eat more sugar and don't brush. 

During the cleaning he asked if I was OK. I tried to mumble something to the affirmative unable to talk, as you are, with your mouth full of equipment. 

Then he said: "You know I really couldn’t care less about whether you are distressed. It’s not my pain. I'm just trying to look like I’m being polite."

In reality, he always makes