New fitness tracker measures sexual performance

“Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in a week, a month or a year?

Nope, can’t say I have either, but perhaps I’m a bit old-fashioned that way.

An eye-catching piece of advertising copy heralds the launch of the latest fitness tracker to hit the market, but this is wearable technology taken to a whole new level.  

Move over Fitbit, here comes i-Con, "the world's first smart condom".

Aside from being ‘punny’, i-Con is