I’ve seen it all down under… from the overgrown bush, to the trim and tidy grasslands, to the smooth barren plains.

And no, I’m not talking about Australia — otherwise I’d have capitalised Down Under.

Should you choose to click on the video below, titled ‘The receding bikini line’, you’ll be privy to my thoughts on ‘landscaping’ and the lack thereof.

The clip was originally played as part of the Art of Medicine exhibit in my hometown of Adelaide last year. But now, I share it with you.