Patients hit the funny bone

STAND-UP comedians, beware.

My patients are challenging your position in the spotlight.

A woman with a failed relationship followed by a long stretch with an empty social life told me, “I’m a born again virgin.”

Another patient, an elderly woman, declared, “I’m not taking more tablets. I’ve taken enough and that’s all I can say.”

She had presented with her husband who had been having difficulty administering