A private spectator sport

MANDY needed a transvaginal ultrasound. I told her what to expect, including the bit about a chaperone.

“My god,” she said, “I didn’t think it would be a spectator sport.”

“Alas, it is. They minimise their medico-legal risk while maximising your embarrassment.”

Mandy returned with her films, and began to relate her experience.

“Why, your