Some people do give a crap
Having suffered the oft-mercurial rigours of a feckless bowel all these years, she had finally taken the plunge — and undergone a faecal transplant.
It had changed her life.
“I feel like a 20-year-old again!” she positively crowed, and one could sense that there was more to this woman than mere peristalsis. “I can’t tell you how grateful I am. I really feel that I want to give back.”
“Toilet’s down the hall,” I hastily ushered her into the corridor. “Don