Tweet, and you’ll be followed

I tweet, you twit, he twitters, we tweet, you twit, they twitter. Notice everyone is tweeting except you... you are merely a twit!

Now, don’t get narky: back in my mid-40s, I was just like you. Disconnected. I carelessly used long sentences with barely a thought for 140-character limits. Lol. I’m still in my mid-40s, but no longer anything like you, because recently the little blue twitter-bird landed on my shoulder and sang into my ear. ‘Tweet tweet’, or some such.

Now I have followers. Not friends — those are

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