Wit'nWisdom - 29 March 2011

IT MUST be the floods – W’n’W legend Dr Sylvia Yu of Bethania, Qld, is on fire with two crackers for us.

A middle-aged woman came to see her about double vision. She was sent to an ophthalmologist and had an urgent MRI, which was unremarkable. Dr Yu reviewed her again to follow up the hypertension, and asked: “How is your double vision? When you go home, how many husbands do you see now?”

She replied: “Unfortunately only one. I wish I could still see two husbands: one to make me a cup of coffee while the