Wit'n'wisdom 8 February 2011

W’N’W icon Dr Zeenat Hussain of Elwood, Vic, saw an 18-year-old boy who shuffled in with his father.

 “Itchy red toes,” said Dad, as he emptied a bag full of creams onto the table. “Nothing  works.”

After examining them, Dr Hussain said, “You need Rectogesic.”

“But Doc, I use that on my bum,” said the father. 

The son was embarrassed. To clear the air, Dr Hussain asked, “What are you planning to do after completing  school?”