Wit'n'wisdom 8 February 2011
W’N’W icon Dr Zeenat Hussain of Elwood, Vic, saw an 18-year-old boy who shuffled in with his father.
“Itchy red toes,” said Dad, as he emptied a bag full of creams onto the table. “Nothing works.”
After examining them, Dr Hussain said, “You need Rectogesic.”
“But Doc, I use that on my bum,” said the father.
The son was embarrassed. To clear the air, Dr Hussain asked, “What are you planning to do after completing school?”