A GP-inspired ditty from Dr Poem (ahem, Dr Pam)

Two poems in the one month?
Okay, so perhaps Medical Observer has given GP Dr Pam Rachootin somewhat of a poetic licence here by publishing a second poem (read Dr Pam’s first poem here) — but what the heck.
Having channelled her inner Banjo Paterson and drawn inspiration from life as an Aussie GP, it seems the ever-entertaining Dr Pam has once again delivered a good dose of prose that flows.
This one’s titled ‘A Visit From The Bush Chuckerman’. Enjoy.