If a doctor can’t do the job, then who can?

we interviewed the minister responsible:

Humerus: Sir, can you understand why doctors might be incensed by your choice of a nurse to head the Queensland Medical Board?

Minister: No, I can’t.

HUMERUS: You can’t understand why a highly respected profession would be affronted by the implication that it can’t be entrusted with its own governance.

Minister: No, I can’t. This is a copy of my job description. Do you see the word ‘empathy’ anywhere there?

H: But to choose a